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Cappy vs Retard. [Apr. 3rd, 2005|06:26 am]
Good O'l Cappy


We have this cat we call "Retard"
Retard has taken to sitting outside at the kitchen window.
Cappy was sitting and looking out the window last night,when "Retard" thought it would be fun to tell Cappy HI,Cappy DID NOT like this.
Cappy started beating on the window with his paws,he was like squatted down with his big fat Cappy butt sticking out,just a' wailing on that window.All the while yelping,mewing and growling like he was fighting for his life.
I came running to see what was going on and say Cappy having his shell shocked fit.So I pulled his big butt away from the window and closed the curtain.
Cappy then ran from door to door in the house yelling,because he wanted to go outside and "give Retard what for".I think the reason Cappy reacted so badly to it was that he remembers the last time he got confronted by a strange cat,he ended up with a bad war wound and was forced to wear a Maxi Pad on his head.
Cappy said "never again som'bitch"

[User Picture]From: xaemyl
2005-04-03 09:12 pm (UTC)
Hahah good ol' cappy! Cappy must've flashed back, and thought Retard was VC hiding in the bush!

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From: blooddeadroses
2005-04-03 11:03 pm (UTC)
LMAO! I remember reading the "maxi pad on head story". Funny stuff, Ugly! You should see my cat Bazi when she sees a cat outside...omg...she howls like she's being killed and paws the window.
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From: vandutch
2005-04-13 12:44 am (UTC)
Did you actually tape a Maxi pad to his head or just hold it there momentarily while waiting for the blood clot?  The former is obviously a practical joke that I'm going to pull someday.
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From: rainashadow
2005-06-03 05:18 am (UTC)
OMG that cracked me up so bad...I am peeeeeeeeeing! Now I know what to read when I get bummed out!
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